Sunday, May 26, 2013

Circus Life - That Burning Sensation

Despite having a healthy relationship with fire for about a decade now, it never ceases to amaze me how easy it is to get burned doing mundane things. They say "don't play with fire unless you want to get burned", but really they should say "don't make a bagel hastily unless you want to get burned".

Sunday, May 19, 2013

Circus Life - GPS

I am certain that every time my GPS tells me that it is "recalculating", it is really secretly judging me.

Sunday, May 12, 2013

Circus Life - The Game

Moral of the story: if you are in a communal living scenario, label your food, or prepare to defend your honor.

Sunday, May 5, 2013

Circus Life - Cologne

Some people really love their bacon. I've seen bacon chocolate, bacon-wrapped corn dogs, even bacon-wrapped chicken on a stick.

Yup. That exists. Don't believe me? Check out the Tulsa State Fair! They have deep fried butter there too, but that's a different story.