Circus Life - Road Trip, part 3

Sometimes when you are on the road you make certain sacrifices. Balancing your budget is a careful juggling act when you start talking about rooms, food, rental cars, and other expenses. Discount motels start looking really appealing. You might even consider getting creative...

Circus Life - Road Trip, part 2

This is almost word for word a real conversation. You'll be happy to know that even without being present for the search of our car, and it still being full of sketchy, sketchy circus performance gear, we have crossed the Canadian border multiple times.

To this day, we haven't tried it with a bag of oranges. We're too scared.

Circus Life - Road Trip, part 1

Geography isn't my strong suit.

One of the benefits of working as a performer is that you get to travel the world, though you might end up spending more time traveling between the venue and where you are sleeping than you will seeing any sights. Sometimes that's the same thing, and at that point you just have to hope that where you are performing also has a bar and a console with Marvel: Ultimate Alliance.

Stay tuned for next week's comic, where I try my hand at the dreaded continuous plotline!

Circus Life - That Burning Sensation

Despite having a healthy relationship with fire for about a decade now, it never ceases to amaze me how easy it is to get burned doing mundane things. They say "don't play with fire unless you want to get burned", but really they should say "don't make a bagel hastily unless you want to get burned".

Circus Life - GPS

I am certain that every time my GPS tells me that it is "recalculating", it is really secretly judging me.

Circus Life - The Game

Moral of the story: if you are in a communal living scenario, label your food, or prepare to defend your honor.

Circus Life - Cologne

Some people really love their bacon. I've seen bacon chocolate, bacon-wrapped corn dogs, even bacon-wrapped chicken on a stick.

Yup. That exists. Don't believe me? Check out the Tulsa State Fair! They have deep fried butter there too, but that's a different story.